It was at these two schools that I realized I'm not just great at storytelling!

I'm also great at making grown-ups look silly!

Also, no one can argue that my garbage collecting skills aren't top notch!

And wow! Seriously, am I pretty fabulous at eating school lunch or what?!

Yes, I'm even good at serving school lunch!

It's nice to know I have some skills to fall back on in case my day job doesn't work out!

Dan's Wise Advice of the Day:
Never juggle porcupines, especially around hot air balloons!